Your path is never preordained.

Newcastle prep…

Basically, despite not at all being able to afford it…I’m coming home Newcastle. Had a mega rough couple of days that involved absinthe, being thrown out of clubs, falling off a bike and an exam…bad times!

So, I’m heading back north on Saturday for the bank holiday & to hit Jesmond with my lasses..because we’re too naughty! I can’t wait. 

I studpidly called Jesmond J-Town earlier to a guy I don’t really know and felt like such a twat; what made it worse was that he replied saying “I feel a little bit embarassed for you”. Luckily he wasn’t hot or anything so there’s no impressing needing to be done. 

I’ve tanned and I’m beginning to feel like a tinker and basically, I cannot wait to get back home and drink Desperados in the sun on Oz Road.